I've been meditating
I've been praying, waiting patiently
For me to change
But yoga doesn't work
I'm no less of a jerk
Still angry at the world
As I'm reaching for the floor
Yoga doesn't work
I wish it was the cure
But it just makes me sore
Might be broken but I'm hoping
It's that yoga doesn't work
No-ooh (no-ooh), no-ooh (no-ooh)
Yoga doesn't work
Think I must've lost my zen
When I take a deep breath in
Shut my eyes and count to ten
I can only get to seven
Never got how downward dog
Was supposed to make me calm
Maybe I just do it wrong
'Cause it only makes my face red
I've been meditating
I've been praying, waiting patiently
For me to change
But yoga doesn't work
I'm no less of a jerk
Still angry at the world
As I'm reaching for the floor
Yoga doesn't work
I wish it was the cure
But it just makes me sore
Might be broken but I'm hoping
It's that yoga doesn't work
No-ooh (no-ooh), no-ooh (no-ooh)
Yoga doesn't work
No-ooh, no-ooh
Yoga doesn't work
